Okay – I appreciate your eagerness, I really do and I really want to speak with you too. There’s a “but” coming….; my weekend is for spending time with my family and yours should be too! My colleagues and I are generally available between 8am and 5pm each week day to speak with candidates which is pretty good. We don’t, however, schedule anything in for the weekend. My colleagues and I deserve a break at the weekend as do you.
Just imagine if we did schedule interviews in over the weekend; what kind of slave-driving company would you be interviewing to work for as you too, would be expected to work over the weekend!
If you absolutely insist upon speaking with me at the weekend, you should consider what level of attention I could give to our conversation when either a) changing my daughters nappy (yum), b) making “farty” noises whilst tickling her tummy or c) trying to restrain her from making a Jackson Pollack of my conservatory whilst I’m trying to feed her awful looking green stuff 
